Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 24, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    watch out for the ca-… oh, never mind; Andy’s going to make a splash in it anyway

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well….. It depends on which part of him you want?

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    AFFICIONADO  over 4 years ago

    @Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s location has been stated correctly by Jack to Flo, who still cares about the drunken sot :o) my avatar is a sketch of Dennis the menace stating that since everyone has had their Flu shot he does not have to , he could not be more wrong , this year I shall conquer my phobia of needles and have my shot+any tested vaccine against Covid 19 that may have developed, I am too young to kick the bucket :o) how was your day? our Finally Friday should be busy but calm I hope , I wish to thank all my friends on this site for the care they showed for Connie, take care and BCNU pal

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    After all these years Flo should know what Jack meant by “partially”

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    hammytech  over 4 years ago

    I had a boss that would come into work with a hangover at least twice a week. He was a souse too.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Jack hasn’t had the time to sweep him out yet

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Sorry, luv. His operating system has just crashed.

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    snookdog69  over 4 years ago

    When did he get a car? He would just drive it into the canal

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    LoneDog  over 4 years ago

    I don’t want to take the fun away from the strip but my first thought was how irresponsible Jack is to keep serving Andy to the point where he ends up crawling on the floor.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It means Jack didn’t throw Andy far enough!

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    awcoffman  over 4 years ago

    The sequel is he finally gets the car started and heads off down the road, only to be pulled over by a cop who was watching the whole performance. He passes the breathalyzer test while all the drunk drivers head off in the other direction. Turns out he’s the designated decoy.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    You can head him off at the canal, but take you time, it’ll be awhile.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Andy always gives true meaning to the words pub crawl!

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Andy just never seems to know when he’s over the threshold!

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    kathleenhicks62  over 4 years ago

    Which part left?

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    Look at the state of him.

    Jack should have said “He’s out head first”

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    @Afficionado

    I have a small bruise on my arm after giving blood on Tuesday even though the needle was in a good position. I can always tell when it’s in a bad position because I can still feel it while donating.

    I’ve taken the liberty of uploading a pic. Nobody should look if they are freaked out by anything like this. It’s not a big bruise, I swear.

    https://flic.kr/p/2jptYu5

    And yes, I know my arms are really hairy. It’s what being partly Asian and African does for you.

    Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. Don’t look at the photo if you are about to eat!

    Sending best wishes and much love to Connie.

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    Impact55  over 4 years ago

    Andy Capp and Otis Campbell from Mayberry NEVER drink and drive. Otis once bought a car but never drove it drunk.

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    tad1  over 4 years ago

    Once again, Andy is drunk as a skunk. (Where did that expression come from anyway? Skunks are not known to have a fondness for alcohol, nor are they ever seen inebriated.)

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    Andrew Moore  over 4 years ago

    Andy has no car.

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