Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 06, 2020

you asked the wrong man, ma’am, to do that kind of favour

Of course he has soft hands. Never seen a day of hard labor.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny Flo stopping our HERO Mr Andrew Capp from doing a kind deed to the buxom lass shows that she has a jelous streak towards Andy :o) unlike Connie who takes my just looking as a joke , like the time we were caught in an elevator with a tall blonde woman in a see through dress , Connie asked me , did you see her long hair? I answered ,she had hair :o) my avatar is a spoof of a helpline operator answering the phone using foul language , I have had that happen have you? how was your day in the sun ? our day should be busy as all our Thursdays usually are but at least my better half is happy with her new oven/cooker :o), and BCNU pal stay safe

She needs sun cream ? On an English beach?

Too much enjoyment, Andy.

You would have thought Flo would appreciate him being helpful to others…

I’m surprised that Andy didn’t offer to rub it on her FRONT—helpful soul that he is!

Andy may have only enjoyed that for a little while….but he’ll remember it for days!

Any longer, and Flo would’ve creamed Andy!

Someone is in for a good smack.

He finally gets a job and she makes him quit.

Actually she should hope that this woman is as stupid as she is and wants to keep him.

and then he woke up…

Andy’ll be good n’ bronzed when Flo gets through with him.

Still got “the old Capp charm”, huh!

Well, at least he’s sober for a change.

no surprise that his hands are soft … hasn’t done an honest day’s work in his life …

Andy Capp is no longer available, madam.

xxx

@Afficionado

I ordered a KFC last night and the guy who delivered it was pretty hot.

As for the avatar, if I answered the phone like that, I’d have been sacked on the spot! The last company I worked for was a nationwide housing/construction firm but sadly that only lasted 2 weeks. Anyway the phone rang a lot. But I managed.

Meeting up with my friend tomorrow. Hopefully it’ll be wonderfully sunny like it has been today.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Get the brain bleach ready….

This is a photo of me fresh out of the jacuzzi on my Mystery Cruise last year. We had docked in Dunkirk, France and the sun was beating down.

https://flic.kr/p/2jtAEgh

I warned you to have the brain bleach ready.

You look nice and healthy! Cuddly, too! ;-)

Andy’s thinking "pinch me, I’m dreaming, so Flo did just that.

There were 2 outstanding features in today’s strip.

Some of the best Andy classics had Andy trying to chat up a bird or two. And some of the best OF the best were when he succeeded! As for this one, somehow or other I seem to recall a Benny Hill sketch…….

Diamond Lil when she was younger!

Of course Andy has soft hands; he’s bone-idle, as Flo says.

Of course his hands are soft,he never did a days work in his life!!!