Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 02, 2020

have fun by yourself, Flo

Good. Now you can pull out the real burgers and the real beer.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp wants to eat real burgers with meat in them and alcoholic beer so so he scarpered leaving Flo to suffer seeing as she agrees with Andy :o) my avatar is a statement to google not to act like a girlfriend and finish his sentences , I hate it when it does that to me :o{ how was your day? our Finally Friday should be busy but calm I hope , my boys have sorted out the garage door problem and this evening I’ll be having my fav nosh , stay safe and thanks for caring pal

Non alcoholic beer is not beer!!

Hop wash

Non alcoholic beer,!!!! ?

If you’re gonna have a picnic, best to make it real.

Nonalcoholic beer is nothing more than sour water , the less said about Veg burgers the better! I would have run aslo !

I tasted non-alcoholic beer years ago, it’s nothing compared to a good blonde.

I’d run like hell, too. :D

Are the burgers made from organic vegans?

In the DC comics, Poison Ivy is a vegan (for those who are unaware of the character, she is a super-powered villain who can control plants, make them move, grow, etc. She’s also big in the “Save the rain forests” and anything else to do with ecology and nature.)

Now as someone who has an enormous love for plants, why would her only food be plants? Seems like she’d want to be a strict carnivore since it’s the animals that are eating her precious plants and thus she’d want revenge or would want to reduce the number of animals by any means possible.

I totally agree with Andy.

Drinking dealcoholized beer is like kissing your sister,, sure it tastes the same but it IS wrong on so many levels.

Know your audience, eh, Grillmaster? :-)

You know, I agree with Andy on this one.

I’m with him….

Sort of makes one wonder whether Andy was dragged along, sort of unwillingly, and was looking for an excuse to drop out.

It is important to know your guests.

Yep, drinking near-beer and eating veggie-burgers sure is my idea of a good time – NOT!!

I’m surprised Flo’s still there.

I recently tried non alcohol “beer”. The label read “Malt Beverage” not “Beer”. It is a good substitute for coke when you are trying to limit your alcohol consumption and want something to wash your burger down.Tastes like the real thing.

I don’t drink anymore but I’ve smelled non-alcoholic beer. To me, that’s a tease! If it smells and tastes like beer then after a while you’re going to want the real thing! And it does have a very small percentage of alcohol in it.

And almond milk is not milk – grin

Not Andy’s type of party-mine neither to tell the truth!

I read on Facebook that one of our supermarkets is going to introduce a “Vegan Aisle” soon.

xxx

@Afficionado

I actually like the suggestions that Google brings up. Some of them are rather amusing.

I finally left the house today after over a week. I suffer with insomnia when I haven’t had fresh air for a while and that was happening again. I haven’t been opening my window because it’s currently mating season for the big spiders and we’ve had a few in our house already. None in my bedroom yet. So I’m keeping it closed for now.

My Arachnophobia only shows itself when the spiders are big. Small spiders are totally fine.

Enjoy your favourite nosh, pal. Much Love to Bella and see you after the weekend.

Are the vegan burgers made from real vegans?

I have had some veggie burgers some time ago. I probably wouldn’t choose them over actual meat, but they’re not that bad. As for nonalcoholic beer, what’s the point?

It’s a BBQ, and the host clearly is dressed for summer. Why is Flo wearing gloves and a coat?

The tap beer you get at the street cafes in Spain are as good as any, American bottled beer is swill.

do they still make that stuff called “near beer”?

Very wise decision, Andy.