Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 04, 2021

Hello, Cappers.

At 5:25am, I noticed my comment to Affie reached 10 Likes. Thank you all so much!

So this photo was taken from a distance and you can’t see a lot of my face (Believe me, that’s a blessing!) But I wanted a photo like that.

https://flic.kr/p/2kGUseq

My editing skills are not that good so I look a bit like a cardboard cutout.

Let the criticism commence!

See you all later.

Want a jacketed potato to go with that steak, Andy?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , but it’s a repeat , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp wanted his steak well done but nor burnt to a crisp , so Flo’s relief is premature :o) my avatar again is Mr Bean grinning because he’s happy like I am, how was your day? our Thursday should be very busy as usual but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no errands to run and the contractor should start working on the systems in our home garage and front garden , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Flo’s motto, “when it’s smokin it’s cookin when it’s black its black it done.”

That steer didn’t run away fast enough. Forewarned is forearmed…err, leggeded. Flo, this thing stopped kicking two hours ago.

How do you know it was steak? Could just as well have been a piece of cardboard.

At least all unwanted bacteria any and other micro nasties are ‘cooked’ dead. So there shouldn’t be any food poisoning.

Thats how my Wife likes her Steak , no pink or red, Me , hell run it though a warm room I’m good with it!

Medium rare at the most! Anything more than that is eating shoe leather….

Charred.

It has to look like a tanned lady in midst of a rosy blush..

Carbon is the basis of life, Andrew!

Burnt is well done. If you like it well done well you are ruining a good steak

Just warm it up over a candle flame – good to go.

A burnt offering and a sacrifice to the Gods! ;o]

So Andy’s definitely not a steak tartare kind of guy?

Andy should have said burnt to a crisp!

I think he didn’t mean over cooked but that the steak preperation is done well.

New cajun cuisine…..blackened steak…

He coulda said rare, it wouldn’t matter

That’s a little over well done

On my last cruise, they were grilling burgers in the dining area for lunch and I had mine well done. Much better than pink, chewy and undercooked.

I love burnt toast and sausages. The only bad thing about it is the terrible thirst afterwards.

xxx

@Afficionado

I’m currently helping my Mum apply for a bus pass. It needs to be done online. I had to download a scanner and scan her birth certificate and bank statement for proof of address and proof of age. Now all she needs to do is get passport sized photos taken which she can get done at the Post Office. So I have been doing something productive today.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Oh and I’m having burgers and fries for dinner today. Delicious. But I doubt they will be burned to cinders like in today’s strip!

He likes well cremated steak!

Is that steak or a flat piece of coal?

It may be well done, but it’s not done well.

Butter its behind and just drag it across the grill.