Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 17, 2021

Do I need to know how big a UK 20 is compared to a US 20? I mean, my shoes — for example — are a US 9, but are a UK 8½.

Once again, reality sucks. Oh well oh, such a bummer.

As long as she doesn’t have to buy her dresses from Omar the Tentmaker, she is okay! Too much size shaming in our world!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp ,sober again can’t understand why Flo got upset about a frock she liked when she was told the size , , after al doesn’t a Rose by any other name smell just as sweet :o) my avatar is a spoof about Windows 100down just when you are in the middle of browsing to install updates , just like mine does :o{ how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope , I did the shopping on e own because Connie has the sniffles after her second anti Virus Vaccine , we are expecting no visitors except maybe the contractor to continue the plumbing , keep safe thanks for caring and kudos on your life saving donation young Lady

@Number Three Did you wear something green for St Patrick day? in Malta St Paul also removed the poison from our snakes like St Paddy , some malicious persons say it was transferred to women’s tongues :oP

As bad as her cooking is, it seems like it’d be easier staying on a diet.

Whom to blame, right, old girl?

In the UK they go by meters, right?

Don’t blame Andy for this mess.

The truth can hurt sometimes…….

@Number Three Re photo of works in home garage they are in Alex’s iphone and he is on duty and when he will come over he will be too busy working to download them on my desk top and my digital camera died but maybe I’ll get Arthur to do it

Honestly, as a guy, this “joke” is over my head.

Andy needs to get to the pub before his buddies drink all the Guinness

The usually disguise the size so as not the offend.

Got to live in reality.

Lá Shona Fhéile Pádraig! to all my Capper friends – Those that are Irish and those who wish they were.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to all the Cappers! This year, same as last year, the closest I got to a traditional Saint Patrick’s Day was washing my hands with a bar of “Irish Spring” soap. But (as Charlie Brown frequently reminded us) wait ’til NEXT year!

Ain’t no fairy story!

Ain’t no skin & bones!

But you give it all you got

Weighing in at nineteen stone!

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Cappers! :)

There’s some fancy women’s clothing line that sold garments in Small, Middling, and Large, but their labels all said 1, 2, and 3 respectively, instead. I guess many customers were thrilled to be a size 2 for the first time ever.

@Number Three Are you OK?