Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 02, 2021

Additionally, Andy’ll ask Olly to pay for the beverage.

If Olly really is smart, he will know to leave well enough alone.

Olly must have seen that coming. Looks like he’s already got his hand in his pocket.

Well it better be a good solid pint or somebody’s in trouble!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s method to proove Olly the scientist’s excpertese is priceless and gains the little bum a free pint :o) my avatar is a black area because today is Good Friday when Jesus died on the Cross to redeem us , how was your day and I like your new avatar ,our Finally Friday should be busy but calm I hope, no errands to run , we are both in a good mood , but I won’t be having my fav nosh because Roman Catholics don’t eat Meat or have sweets on Good Friday, but my left arm hurts a bit when I lift it because of the anti virus jab I had yesterday , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Andy can turn any encounter into a cadge…

And the correct answer will be nothing’s in it. The slosh is quicker than the eye. Wanna’ go again?

Never knew that Andy cared about actual volume.

“I’ll just take the glass to the mens’ room….”

But the glass is already filled with air. Give him a chance and he will use Avogadro’s number to tell you how many atoms there are in a mole of the air in Andy’s glass.

Sure, Andy…(Olly proceeds to fill the glass with water)… :D

Olly is an electrical engineer, Andrew. Are you shocked to learn not all scientists empty and refill beakers all day?

@Number Three Up to two Years ago we used to have a procession with groups of statues depicting the stations of the Passion of Christ on platforms carried by men in hooded costumes like the KKK and it used to pass at the bottom of our street , when my Princess Amy was two I raised her on my shoulders to see better , but when she saw the hooded men , she thought they were ghosts and started crying and I had to take her back home

“Sure thing, Andy. It holds just under a pint and will cost you 2 pound 50 pence.”

" A man’s measure is his will. "

________Ali ibn Abi Talib

Andy will have another pint!

No filter Andy.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. Wishing you and Connie a lovely Easter.

Met up with my friend after not seeing him for nearly 7 months. It was wonderful. It was also a beautiful day to boot. But it wasn’t very warm. It was freezing on the seafront. A day well spent.

My avatar was taken at a different beach but you can’t really tell I’m at the beach. Lovely “natural setting” though.

Stay safe, stay well and see you after the weekend, pal. Have a good Easter.

Last night on one of the TV shows I was watching someone got snacks. Included were Bugles.

Science rules, until it tells us something we don’t want to believe.

You think you’re so smart, don’t you, Andy?

Fill it with water and tell him it’s a pint.