Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 23, 2021

Par for the course, then.

who asked you, Andy?

I go to the playground of broken bones.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our potty HERO Mr Andy Capp calling the kettle black is worthy of the master Flo loses at bingo but the green capped git loses at betting on the nags or dog races , darts, canal falling avoidance , flirting etc :o) , my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring half heartedly because he is not very happy , like I am because of my dear friend Joe Silvana’s dad funeral and burial , that’s why I did not comment yesterday :o{ , how was your day? our Finally Friday should be a little busy , but we will cope I hope , bulk buying already done , no errands to run, we both are in a reasonably good mood so we can relax and keep hydrated till this evening when I’ll be having my fav nosh, keep safe and thanks for your sympathy young Lady

Poor Flo, all sorts of luck, all bad…

We know, Affic. He and you are not very happy but yet in a reasonably good mood. :But you must be coping cuz you’re back. :sigh: I give up.

So Andy. Where do you bet on the ponies? Between the both of them they can’t come up with a shilling for the gas.

Are the trolls coming back too

Mecca Bingo Hartlepool has a membership of over 600, so Flo’s chances of winning must be about 600 to one… Not good odds…

Yeeeah, that’s the reason.

But there are pubs within walking distance.

@Number Three , I am going to ask the Mayor to change the name of our street to “Bedlam” our next door neighbour is making alterations to his, house on the side of the desk top room I’m in or the couch I watch telly and the infernal noise starts at 7.30am till 500pm and that’s the nice one o{

I think it’s a lot deeper than that Mr. Capp.

Maybe she’ll let you go, Andrew?

She seems to have lost at marriage, too.

Wasn’t there a song by that name?

Oh, it had nothing to do with Bingo. She married you and her dreams were dashed.

Flo’s lost at a lot more than just Bingo.

I doubt that losing at the Bingo is the only broken dream Flo has.

My old band covered Holiday/Boulevard of Broken Dreams. A lot of fun to play on drums.

I would rather live on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams than the Street of Shattered Sewers!

Bad luck seems to be the only thing Flo and Andy have in common.

And here I thought it would be “in Durham Street,” not “on Durham Street.”