Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 23, 2022

It’s more appetizing that way.

great texhnique Andy, good to see you enjoying the game together…

not quite much of visual aides, is it?

and where’s the mayo?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO MR Andrew Capp seems quite good at mansplaing to Flo :o) my avatar is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring because he’ in a good mood like I am, how was your day? our FINLLY FRIDAY should be quite calm , we both are in a good mood, and with no shopping or errands to run we will just stay inside the house and keep hydrated until this evening when I will have my fav nosh, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

She should be thankful that it wasn’t a PowerPoint Presentation.

HA! I used to do the same thing with beer bottles. I was one of the few guys who watched football and understood the rules. When World Cup time came and us Yanks paid attention, I eternally had to explain offsides. “Okay, the Miller bottle is the attacker and the Michelob Lite bottles are defenders…”

Pass interference in football, charging in basketball, pretty much any hockey penalty. Some of life’s great mysteries

Now it looks like a game of chess to her.

At least somewhere someone is having a ball.

Shabbat shalom and l’shana tovah, rjm and Eldo.

Dang, where’s the fourth panel! I’ve never understood that rule.

Just like Attorney Woo with salt, pepper and soy sauce

He should have gone to the bed!

So why is this supposed to be funny? And I doubt Andy would leave the game to explain offsides to Florrie… (I’m assuming it’s an away match or Andy was caught sneaking in, and that’s why he’s watching on the telly.)

Is there another kind of ketchup other than tomato that I’m not aware of?

Today’s Andy got a real laugh-out-loud from me. Not because it’s all that funny but because it’s true … at least for me.

I have, more than once, sat down at a kitchen or restaurant table and attempted to explain Law #11 – Offsides – to someone, using whatever was on the table.

My Condiments to Coach Andy

1 hour later, Flo had fallen asleep at the table.

xxx

@Afficionado

Ooh, I really don’t like the term “Mansplaining” Whoever invented that was clearly a woman with a strong hatred for men. That will never be me. The majority of my friends are guys. This includes from GoComics too! RJM, Gweedo, Eldo, A Common Tator, Egrayjames, n2fortheefuture and umm… You of course!

Well, I’ve nearly got rid of my cold, I think by tomorrow it’ll be gone completely. I won’t be going out until I need a top up voucher for my phone as I don’t really like to use my card for that now. I always know when I need to top up because I am unable to send a (SMS) text.

Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. I swear when I’ve been having mine, it’s made me recover faster. I reckon tonight will be just the ticket.

Oh and I’ve cancelled my Deezer trial now. So no charges.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. See you after the weekend.

Who will the HP sauce be?

At first, I thought “tomato ketchup” was redundant, but then I learned there are other types of ketchup.

Flo: Why didn’t I table this discussion?