Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 16, 2023

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    First rule of survival in bar fighting, and Andy should know this if anyone does. That is, always pick on a big guy. He might hurt you, he might teach you some manners. But if you go picking on some little guy, he’ll likely just kill you.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    I would imagine Andy’s skin would be thicker by now…

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    yes, you are. Sorry.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Not short. Height challenged.

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    Andy used to be taller than he is now. He used to be taller than Flo. Reg Smythe made Andy shorter to emphasise the mother-child aspect of the marriage between Flo and Andy.

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    Does flirting with younger women constitute “cheating”?? That question has been bandied about on Dear Abby for years!!

    Shabbat shalom, rjm and the two Eldo’s.

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    win.45mag  over 1 year ago

    short TEMPERED

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    russef  over 1 year ago

    Wear a stetson. A high one.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Eric Grimshaw is a swine.

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    -Saint-  over 1 year ago

    Andy is typically short on cash, however…

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    You’re vertically challenged, then, Andy!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Andy is always short…on cash.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Tall drunkards are apparently more trustworthy.

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    andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Too many dips in the canal—he shrunk.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …says the man half a head shorter than his wife. If we could see his eyes, he’d be looking up at her eyes.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Don’t be so hard on ole Eric, after all he’s great judge of character.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    “Short people got nobody

    Short people got nobody

    Short people got nobody

    To love.”

    ___________Randy Newman, “Short People” Little Criminals Album 1977

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    Number Three  over 1 year ago

    I’m also short (5’2") and I believe my Mum is 5’

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    @Everyone

    Unfortunately I didn’t win at bingo again! But I got myself a few little treats from the supermarket though. Ham & Cheese sandwiches (Reduced to 88p) Kefir Cherry Milk (Reduced to 85p) and two 4-in-a-pack Kinder Chocolate Pingui bars. £1.60 each. I know some of them don’t sound like treats but I love the sandwiches and always buy them when they’re reduced in price to keep in my mini fridge. I haven’t tried the Cherry Milk yet but it’s full of vitamins and good for gut health apparently.

    The Kinder Pingui bars are absolutely gorgeous.

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    Blackthorne42  over 1 year ago

    He’s always been short. Short ten pounds here, short twenty quid here….

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    Know who else claims not to be short? Edward Elric of manga/anime Fullmetal Alchemist. He also really knows how to throw a fit when the topic arises.

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