I was 8 years old when I thought if I borrowed some money and put it in a savings’ account I’d make money. I was light years ahead of Bankman Fried. That was in 1954. Tne same year I thought I Could use an electric generator to power a motor that would drive the generator, Any left over electricity I could use to power my house.
True story. This older guy on my route who, let’s just say it wouldn’t be irregular to see a green cloud of smoke around his house at times, told me this story. Think of a guy with long grey hair, slightly spaced out, talking reeeeeeally slow in a raspy voice.
Hey brother, how you doin man? Watched any football games lately? (you get the idea, so onto the story) Hey, if you ever embezzle money, just make sure you embezzle enough money to cover what you embezzle. That way if you get caught you can just pay it back and you won’t go to jail. I know because this happened to a friend of mine.
rekam Premium Member 10 months ago
Sheesh!
seanfear 10 months ago
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to build an economy.
ronaldspence 10 months ago
Andy got left…a loan!
Sanspareil 10 months ago
Andy’s strategy has bee used by many a scoundrel!
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
Probably didn’t word it right Andy. Try a different angle
Imagine 10 months ago
Sorry, but you have to be rich to be allowed to do that.
Zykoic 10 months ago
New York real estate tycoon.
BenGMan 10 months ago
Andy, sneak back in when the bank is robbed.
snsurone76 10 months ago
Maybe he can apply in that purple building in the background.
Jayalexander 10 months ago
I was 8 years old when I thought if I borrowed some money and put it in a savings’ account I’d make money. I was light years ahead of Bankman Fried. That was in 1954. Tne same year I thought I Could use an electric generator to power a motor that would drive the generator, Any left over electricity I could use to power my house.
Troglodyte 10 months ago
Andy has been thrown out of so many establishments by now, he has a sure-fire landing technique!
The Orange Mailman 10 months ago
True story. This older guy on my route who, let’s just say it wouldn’t be irregular to see a green cloud of smoke around his house at times, told me this story. Think of a guy with long grey hair, slightly spaced out, talking reeeeeeally slow in a raspy voice.
Hey brother, how you doin man? Watched any football games lately? (you get the idea, so onto the story) Hey, if you ever embezzle money, just make sure you embezzle enough money to cover what you embezzle. That way if you get caught you can just pay it back and you won’t go to jail. I know because this happened to a friend of mine.
e.groves 10 months ago
I knew a guy that did that with credit cards.
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
If Our Be❤️ed Count says that is a Vote of No Confidence would that be considered a political comment? Asking for a friend.
zerotvus 10 months ago
I had a friend who worked at one of these places. A guy came in to borrow money to pay a bankruptcy lawyer…It didn’t work….
ladykat 10 months ago
I’d chuck him out too!
jonescientific 10 months ago
Another thing governments can do that private citizens can’t.
GojusJoe 10 months ago
Next stop, the debt consolidation service. If that doesn’t work out, he’ll try Willie the Weasel.
rshive 10 months ago
Bogus math, Andy.
oldnavy6181 10 months ago
This brings back Laurel and Hardy and one of the routines they had.
kooladge 10 months ago
HAHA! Sounds like an EX President!
cuzinron47 10 months ago
That almost seems logical.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago
That comes under the time honored phrase “Robbing from Peter to pay Paul”. Andy is obviously not an experienced conniver.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul to pay Larry to pay Jim…
ekke 10 months ago
Worked for Enron and many others.
For a while, anyway. Amway, anyone?
Buckeye67 10 months ago
Now all these years we just thought Andy was lazy, turns out he’s not too bright either.
Number Three 10 months ago
Oh. If only. I love that idea. Haha.
xxx
tad1 10 months ago
Brilliant? More like stupid.
jpozenel 10 months ago
We have heard of “refinancing”, but Andy is the pioneer of “pre-financing”.
mjcousino 10 months ago
A certain Mr. Ponzi would be proud.
anncorr339 10 months ago
Andy only you would think of that idea