Love pig skins (Pork Rinds). We used to fry pig skins in big black wash pots on the farm when we killed and butchered hogs in November and saved the grease (lard) for cookingall year long. Skins saved in 3 gallon cans with lids. We ate them and also “grind” them in Sausage Mill for making Corn Pone and added to Cornbread. Not thin like todays Pork Rinds. Had some fat left on skin. Good eating. Could slice up some Okra and add to Corn Pone and to Cornbread also. Un Huh Good.
When you realize what it costs nowadays for fish & chips, burgers, or kabobs, that’s probably all Andy can afford, and still have a few £’s left to pay for the beer
A classic I can’t post so I paraphrase: Andy and Flo are out in a restaurant for some semi-fine dining. Andy remarks “Remember when we were courting, Pet, and we’d hold hands under the table?” And he proceeds to do so. Flo is annoyed: “Yes, but yer didn’t slip me the flamin’ BILL!”
seanfear 4 months ago
I wonder if he says the same to those who pay for his pints hmmm
Yakety Sax 4 months ago
Pork scratchings = pork rinds. Cheap dinner!
blunebottle 4 months ago
Get her some good ol’ bangers & mash. Or mushy peas.
snsurone76 4 months ago
Whatever SHE can afford, since the worthless bum drinks most of her salary!
enigmamz 4 months ago
American = Potato chips and pork rinds. Not a glamourous meal, nor a nutritious one.
Sïr Sårçåsm SHÅDDÜP 4 months ago
Surprised she is not already reaching to open her purse ;-D
Mediatech 4 months ago
Ah yes, the finest of English cuisine.
scote1379 Premium Member 4 months ago
At least get her a Pickled Sausage !
OddGobb 4 months ago
My Bride put mustard on her porkskins. Its not to bad.
CorkLock 4 months ago
Love pig skins (Pork Rinds). We used to fry pig skins in big black wash pots on the farm when we killed and butchered hogs in November and saved the grease (lard) for cookingall year long. Skins saved in 3 gallon cans with lids. We ate them and also “grind” them in Sausage Mill for making Corn Pone and added to Cornbread. Not thin like todays Pork Rinds. Had some fat left on skin. Good eating. Could slice up some Okra and add to Corn Pone and to Cornbread also. Un Huh Good.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
If looks could kill……….
Linguist 4 months ago
When you realize what it costs nowadays for fish & chips, burgers, or kabobs, that’s probably all Andy can afford, and still have a few £’s left to pay for the beer
Godfreydaniel 4 months ago
A classic I can’t post so I paraphrase: Andy and Flo are out in a restaurant for some semi-fine dining. Andy remarks “Remember when we were courting, Pet, and we’d hold hands under the table?” And he proceeds to do so. Flo is annoyed: “Yes, but yer didn’t slip me the flamin’ BILL!”
cuzinron47 4 months ago
Flo, you gotta remember, he’s a limited budget, your budget.
anncorr339 4 months ago
Andy talk about being cheap saying a bag of potato chips or pork chips for dinner
tad1 4 months ago
A meal Homer Simpson would heartily approve of.
aussie399 Premium Member 22 days ago
Self centred little b@stard