Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 23, 2024

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    I wonder if he says the same to those who pay for his pints hmmm

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    Pork scratchings = pork rinds. Cheap dinner!

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Get her some good ol’ bangers & mash. Or mushy peas.

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    snsurone76  4 months ago

    Whatever SHE can afford, since the worthless bum drinks most of her salary!

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    American = Potato chips and pork rinds. Not a glamourous meal, nor a nutritious one.

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    Sïr Sårçåsm SHÅDDÜP   4 months ago

    Surprised she is not already reaching to open her purse ;-D

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Ah yes, the finest of English cuisine.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least get her a Pickled Sausage !

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    OddGobb  4 months ago

    My Bride put mustard on her porkskins. Its not to bad.

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    CorkLock  4 months ago

    Love pig skins (Pork Rinds). We used to fry pig skins in big black wash pots on the farm when we killed and butchered hogs in November and saved the grease (lard) for cookingall year long. Skins saved in 3 gallon cans with lids. We ate them and also “grind” them in Sausage Mill for making Corn Pone and added to Cornbread. Not thin like todays Pork Rinds. Had some fat left on skin. Good eating. Could slice up some Okra and add to Corn Pone and to Cornbread also. Un Huh Good.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    If looks could kill……….

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    When you realize what it costs nowadays for fish & chips, burgers, or kabobs, that’s probably all Andy can afford, and still have a few £’s left to pay for the beer

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    A classic I can’t post so I paraphrase: Andy and Flo are out in a restaurant for some semi-fine dining. Andy remarks “Remember when we were courting, Pet, and we’d hold hands under the table?” And he proceeds to do so. Flo is annoyed: “Yes, but yer didn’t slip me the flamin’ BILL!”

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Flo, you gotta remember, he’s a limited budget, your budget.

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    anncorr339  4 months ago

    Andy talk about being cheap saying a bag of potato chips or pork chips for dinner

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    tad1  4 months ago

    A meal Homer Simpson would heartily approve of.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 22 days ago

    Self centred little b@stard

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