Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 12, 2015

Probably the smartest thing Arlo could possibly say.

You will find there is no correct way to answer this question…

best possible answer. you’re a smart man Arlo.

Right answer!

Oh, go for it, Janis! Arlo wants to see how much you can cram into that top (or swimsuit?)

The opposite of “in this”?

It is no skimpier than the bra you are wearing, lady.

He says: “Nope”He thinks: “But I can sure imagine you in that top! Yowza!”

Arlo’s imagination currently distracted by you, Janis.

The only better answer would have been “Who’s Robin?”

PC, Arlo. You lying dog.

Best possible answer….Sure she knows he’s lying…That’s not the point. He said the right thing…Well, the safe thing anyway…Me? I would have said something like, “OK, I think I can do that, give me a minute, OK, yeah….Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah, she looks great….Mmmmmmmm..” Duck and run!

It takes many years of married strife, er, life, to prepare you for those moments.

Keep trying on all of those clothes, this could last all day…

Erm… I thought that men did not imagine women IN clothes; they imagine them without.

Arlo is just waiting…he knows that top is not meant to be worn with a bra!

“I can’t imagine any woman but you in provocative attire.”

How about a little mood music…

Great lingerie Janis! Especially your panty!

He wasn’t until you mentioned it. Now it’s locked in his mind.

Comic Minister: Considering prevalent styles these days, her underwear is the opposite of skimpy.

His

Seems like Janis is waving the red cloth in front of the bull.

He can’t imagine Robin in that, Janis — he’s too busy imagining you in it!!

Ding! Ding! Ding! Good answer, Arlo!

Janis wears Granny Panties???

Big176A: No, those have legs, but the next thing to them.