Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 18, 2016
January 17, 2016
January 19, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: I've lost another three pounds!
Janis: That's five since the beginning of the year!
Janis: I don't know why you worry!
Janis: You seem to like them no matter what I weigh!
I hope none of the self appointed censors out there try to “nip” this in the bud. Some people try to cast a negative light on conversations and comments made between a married couple who are very much in love.
Ain’t the size. It’s how their wired up. .(I notice Arlo said nothing, wisely avoiding the usual tit for tat. Later, he’ll suggest they conduct an experiment to check her claim.)
I have always wanted to be a small person. Instead I’m a rather ..large one. My dream of getting “smaller” after menopause was shattered when I rather rudely learned that the opposite most often happens.
Yep, first place hubby looks after he congratulates me, that’s ok though since I look at his tush when he loses weight…. good for the goose good for the gander…
I’ve often wondered about that theory. If being gay is something innate, what does the population have to do with it? People were and are gay in agrarian times and in agrarian societies; but with arranged marriages in such societies, quite a lot of couples are unhappy and nobody would notice exactly why.
Oh, and getting back on topic: what’s the big deal about boobies? If you show a fat man with his shirt off from the neck down, it looks like the exact same thing, but one causes such outrage when shown on the Superbowl Halftime Show and the other doesn’t. Breasts are for feeding babies, but that’s just me.
Big, little, pointy, droopy, cockeyed ~~ all fascinating works of art..I’ve noticed Janis isn’t as worried about losing her looks as she once was; she knows Arlo will ALWAYS approve.
Thanks, for the mammaries, The big ones and the smallOn short ones and the tallThe kind that bounceThe kind that swayThe kind that will come out to playOh, thank you so much….
Army_Nurse over 8 years ago
Them? Plural? Hmm.. legs? bum cheeks? arms? pectoral enhancements? ears?
FosterGrant over 8 years ago
Men often over-focus on “them”.
kid1at3heart over 8 years ago
and as long as SHE doesn’t have to reach to his knees to pick his xxxxxxxxx-men sag too-and what used to point to the sky now points at the shoes
alc7 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well at least she got “that” off her chest!
ralphyork666 over 8 years ago
I hope none of the self appointed censors out there try to “nip” this in the bud. Some people try to cast a negative light on conversations and comments made between a married couple who are very much in love.
RwB1 over 8 years ago
Don’t need any more than a mouthfull!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ain’t the size. It’s how their wired up. .(I notice Arlo said nothing, wisely avoiding the usual tit for tat. Later, he’ll suggest they conduct an experiment to check her claim.)
ARLOS DAD over 8 years ago
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Marsh1 over 8 years ago
I can guess my wife’s weight within a pound just based on their heft. Sad.
ladylagomorph76 over 8 years ago
I have always wanted to be a small person. Instead I’m a rather ..large one. My dream of getting “smaller” after menopause was shattered when I rather rudely learned that the opposite most often happens.
Grace Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yep, first place hubby looks after he congratulates me, that’s ok though since I look at his tush when he loses weight…. good for the goose good for the gander…
choo choo willy over 8 years ago
When he stops looking, get worried.
Luna2 over 8 years ago
Go back to May 25, 2011
http://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2011/05/25#CMT
Skylark over 8 years ago
Thanks all for a laff-a-second today! :D :D
wolfman47130 over 8 years ago
Of course he likes them………..Are you talking about boobs or buns
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Why, whatever is Janis talking about?
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
I’ve often wondered about that theory. If being gay is something innate, what does the population have to do with it? People were and are gay in agrarian times and in agrarian societies; but with arranged marriages in such societies, quite a lot of couples are unhappy and nobody would notice exactly why.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Oh, and getting back on topic: what’s the big deal about boobies? If you show a fat man with his shirt off from the neck down, it looks like the exact same thing, but one causes such outrage when shown on the Superbowl Halftime Show and the other doesn’t. Breasts are for feeding babies, but that’s just me.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
Big, little, pointy, droopy, cockeyed ~~ all fascinating works of art..I’ve noticed Janis isn’t as worried about losing her looks as she once was; she knows Arlo will ALWAYS approve.
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
Yeah Arlo will always approve. Because he’s a comic strip man. Real men, unfortunately, are rarely so forgiving of the realities of time.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Thanks, for the mammaries, The big ones and the smallOn short ones and the tallThe kind that bounceThe kind that swayThe kind that will come out to playOh, thank you so much….
Me…
Thank you, I’ll be here all week….
Varnes over 8 years ago
Hey, I can’t always write serious songs, but I can always write about breasts…..