And, she crosses her appendages and moves away from him on the sofa…
Hai Karate!
So fine a gift it’s even sold in jewelry stores.
Lancome’s ads are so bad we laugh at them. How Julia, Kristen and Emma can manage to make them is mystifying.
Will it be an “Aviance” night? Think waaaaaay back…
“Suddenly…
You’re everything that you want to be
A little bit naughty but heavenly
With Heaaaveeen Sceeeent"
Oh, wait – that was radio.
I never understand perfume commercials. I just don’t have that abstract DNA to understand them.
As long as it smells like horses, leather, or wood, it’s a sale for men.
Real horse poop, the most expensive perfume in the world.
Now wait a dog-gone minute! Some men actually want to hear “Not tonight, you smell like a horse…”??
It would probably be a waste of time, but, at the end Janis could say “Hey, I really like the smell of horses”! Meaning, “let’s get it on, big boy”.
English Leather :~)
There’s a perfume line called “Urban Scents”. I lived near skid row in San Francisco. The idea of urban scents does NOT sound appealing.
Horses sweat. Men perspire. women glow.
Eddie Bauer used to have a cologne & after-shave called Adventurer. I loved how that smelled on me. A dark spice, & as it warmed on me undertones of cedar. I hate that they discontinued it.
Kinda young, kinda now,
Kinda free, kinda wow!
The kind of fragrance that’s gonna stay, and it’s here now!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 7 years ago
And, she crosses her appendages and moves away from him on the sofa…
alasko almost 7 years ago
Hai Karate!
Ontman almost 7 years ago
So fine a gift it’s even sold in jewelry stores.
Grace Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Lancome’s ads are so bad we laugh at them. How Julia, Kristen and Emma can manage to make them is mystifying.
Ratbrat almost 7 years ago
Will it be an “Aviance” night? Think waaaaaay back…
Cozmik Cowboy almost 7 years ago
“Suddenly…
You’re everything that you want to be
A little bit naughty but heavenly
With Heaaaveeen Sceeeent"
Oh, wait – that was radio.
bartour over 6 years ago
I never understand perfume commercials. I just don’t have that abstract DNA to understand them.
StratmanRon over 6 years ago
As long as it smells like horses, leather, or wood, it’s a sale for men.
Katecst over 6 years ago
Real horse poop, the most expensive perfume in the world.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
Now wait a dog-gone minute! Some men actually want to hear “Not tonight, you smell like a horse…”??
William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago
It would probably be a waste of time, but, at the end Janis could say “Hey, I really like the smell of horses”! Meaning, “let’s get it on, big boy”.
Herb L 1954 over 6 years ago
English Leather :~)
annqueue over 6 years ago
There’s a perfume line called “Urban Scents”. I lived near skid row in San Francisco. The idea of urban scents does NOT sound appealing.
Scott S over 6 years ago
Horses sweat. Men perspire. women glow.
Scott S over 6 years ago
Eddie Bauer used to have a cologne & after-shave called Adventurer. I loved how that smelled on me. A dark spice, & as it warmed on me undertones of cedar. I hate that they discontinued it.
Arianne over 6 years ago
Kinda young, kinda now,
Kinda free, kinda wow!
The kind of fragrance that’s gonna stay, and it’s here now!