Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 07, 2017

And, she crosses her appendages and moves away from him on the sofa…

Hai Karate!

So fine a gift it’s even sold in jewelry stores.

Lancome’s ads are so bad we laugh at them. How Julia, Kristen and Emma can manage to make them is mystifying.

Will it be an “Aviance” night? Think waaaaaay back…

“Suddenly…

You’re everything that you want to be

A little bit naughty but heavenly

With Heaaaveeen Sceeeent"

Oh, wait – that was radio.

I never understand perfume commercials. I just don’t have that abstract DNA to understand them.

As long as it smells like horses, leather, or wood, it’s a sale for men.

Real horse poop, the most expensive perfume in the world.

Now wait a dog-gone minute! Some men actually want to hear “Not tonight, you smell like a horse…”??

It would probably be a waste of time, but, at the end Janis could say “Hey, I really like the smell of horses”! Meaning, “let’s get it on, big boy”.

English Leather :~)

There’s a perfume line called “Urban Scents”. I lived near skid row in San Francisco. The idea of urban scents does NOT sound appealing.

Horses sweat. Men perspire. women glow.

Eddie Bauer used to have a cologne & after-shave called Adventurer. I loved how that smelled on me. A dark spice, & as it warmed on me undertones of cedar. I hate that they discontinued it.

Kinda young, kinda now,

Kinda free, kinda wow!

The kind of fragrance that’s gonna stay, and it’s here now!