Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 02, 2018

More ‘stuff’ to downsize soon enough.

No problem, ask her what she wants for Christmas and she will tell you she doesn’t want anything this year. Just don’t believe it.

5 cubic feet now but there’s still 3 week to Xmas. Better get cracking, Arlo.

(Note to self: Take your own advice.)

Size matters to Janice?

So the gifts are measured by volume?

I measure by price. She gets a diamond necklace and I get a 3 pack of briefs. Its close enough price wise.

When it comes to giving Christmas gifts, most of us have much in common with Sheldon Cooper.

The only question asked the day after Christmas is ‘what did you get’ Nobody ever asks ‘what did you give’.

My husband got his xmas gift last month.. Fallout 76. So I’m counting the Poison tees I got from America as part of mine ;)

But yeah, I’d be incredibly happy with a new laptop too!

What is the best way to give “spite”? Looking for suggestions.

Another landfill to fill up!

Reminds me that Hungry Man frozen dinners literally say on the package, “1 Pound of Food”, like it’s a good thing!

One year Hubby asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I asked for a new jewelry box. That was the only thing he gave me. I think he was as shattered as I was when he realized what he’d done. You are the first people to whom I’ve ever mentioned it.

I really wish I could find the camera Jimmy hid in my living room.

Tis the season to be materialistic!

Cubic feet works well with younger kids!

The last time I minded beeswax was as I was running away from the hive…

Must be a Guy Thing.