Considering what we’re supposed to be celebrating, I wonder… how many of you will be reading the Declaration of Independence today, either privately or aloud at a public celebration?
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal” To paraphrase Antonin Gregory Scalia yup you are born equal after that all bets are off. The constituion pretty much negates the declaration of independence.
I remember a guy from high school who fooled around with some explosives. He had a very, very pained look on his face and no fingers or thumb on one of his hands.
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
I’ve never been to Smithereens, but I’ve heard it’s not a nice place to get blown to!
KennethJohnson over 5 years ago
Never use Acme dynamite, it always goes off when unwanted.
SiteeSatee Premium Member over 5 years ago
He puts the “char” in character
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
He ends up with a torn shirt and a blackened face with a doleful expression. Don’t let this happen to you. Remember only you can prevent garage fires.
gammaguy over 5 years ago
Considering what we’re supposed to be celebrating, I wonder… how many of you will be reading the Declaration of Independence today, either privately or aloud at a public celebration?
well-i-never over 5 years ago
We haven’t met. I’m Bubsey. Bubsey Clownpants. Nice to meet you.
jonesbeltone over 5 years ago
I prefer bombs from Ajax company. Specifically Coyote brand; generates better powder burns.
Tyge over 5 years ago
Hey, Arlo! I like your selection. I have a pretty extensive one myself. So I’ll be taping the D.C. show for later viewing. :o)
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Last panel: Are you sure Jimmy? I’m sure we can all cite some examples of pathetically cartoonish people.
Rotary12 Premium Member over 5 years ago
You mean Independence Day? The day we declared our independence from the tyrannical king George.
oakie817 over 5 years ago
he’s totally safe….fireworks from Acme…. won’t go off
noreenklose over 5 years ago
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kunddog over 5 years ago
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal” To paraphrase Antonin Gregory Scalia yup you are born equal after that all bets are off. The constituion pretty much negates the declaration of independence.
edreajr over 5 years ago
I remember a guy from high school who fooled around with some explosives. He had a very, very pained look on his face and no fingers or thumb on one of his hands.
fairterr over 5 years ago
I will be at home eating my ‘tomato sandwhich’s", see June 30 strip….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
Never hold a firecracker in the middle. You shouldn’t hold it at all, but if you’re going to ignore that advice, hold it very lightly at the far tip.
Remember fuse speeds vary up to near instantaneous and charges vary from poof to “Where’s my hand?”
57BelAir over 5 years ago
The holiday is Independence day, the DATE is 4th of July.