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He ends up with a torn shirt and a blackened face with a doleful expression. Donāt let this happen to you. Remember only you can prevent garage fires.
Considering what weāre supposed to be celebrating, I wonderā¦ how many of you will be reading the Declaration of Independence today, either privately or aloud at a public celebration?
āWe hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equalā To paraphrase Antonin Gregory Scalia yup you are born equal after that all bets are off. The constituion pretty much negates the declaration of independence.
I remember a guy from high school who fooled around with some explosives. He had a very, very pained look on his face and no fingers or thumb on one of his hands.
Never hold a firecracker in the middle. You shouldnāt hold it at all, but if youāre going to ignore that advice, hold it very lightly at the far tip.
Remember fuse speeds vary up to near instantaneous and charges vary from poof to āWhereās my hand?ā
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
Iāve never been to Smithereens, but Iāve heard itās not a nice place to get blown to!
KennethJohnson over 5 years ago
Never use Acme dynamite, it always goes off when unwanted.
SiteeSatee Premium Member over 5 years ago
He puts the ācharā in character
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
He ends up with a torn shirt and a blackened face with a doleful expression. Donāt let this happen to you. Remember only you can prevent garage fires.
gammaguy over 5 years ago
Considering what weāre supposed to be celebrating, I wonderā¦ how many of you will be reading the Declaration of Independence today, either privately or aloud at a public celebration?
well-i-never over 5 years ago
We havenāt met. Iām Bubsey. Bubsey Clownpants. Nice to meet you.
jonesbeltone over 5 years ago
I prefer bombs from Ajax company. Specifically Coyote brand; generates better powder burns.
Tyge over 5 years ago
Hey, Arlo! I like your selection. I have a pretty extensive one myself. So Iāll be taping the D.C. show for later viewing. :o)
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Last panel: Are you sure Jimmy? Iām sure we can all cite some examples of pathetically cartoonish people.
Rotary12 Premium Member over 5 years ago
You mean Independence Day? The day we declared our independence from the tyrannical king George.
oakie817 over 5 years ago
heās totally safeā¦.fireworks from Acmeā¦. wonāt go off
noreenklose over 5 years ago
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kunddog over 5 years ago
āWe hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equalā To paraphrase Antonin Gregory Scalia yup you are born equal after that all bets are off. The constituion pretty much negates the declaration of independence.
edreajr over 5 years ago
I remember a guy from high school who fooled around with some explosives. He had a very, very pained look on his face and no fingers or thumb on one of his hands.
fairterr over 5 years ago
I will be at home eating my ātomato sandwhichās", see June 30 stripā¦.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 5 years ago
Never hold a firecracker in the middle. You shouldnāt hold it at all, but if youāre going to ignore that advice, hold it very lightly at the far tip.
Remember fuse speeds vary up to near instantaneous and charges vary from poof to āWhereās my hand?ā
57BelAir over 5 years ago
The holiday is Independence day, the DATE is 4th of July.