Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 09, 2022

Many unhappy returns.

I believe I’ll weather the wrong use of “whether”.

Do UPS drivers pick up and deliver in the same route?

Three for three!

I used to work at the post office. I was surprised by the amount of mail being sent back to QVC. Actually, if I ever watched the channel, I probably would not be surprised.

Who says you don’t learn things from the comics?

Reminds me of the gamblers prayer: “Lord, please let me break even today – I need the money”

You’re a husband, Arlo, you never break even… ッ

Afraid not. Never will either……

Does “break even” mean that only half the parcel contents were damaged?

After all, the UPS philosophy is “If we broke it, you didn’t pack it correctly – and we can break an anvil.”

“NOPE. As usual.”

LOL

The Consumer Society at its finest!

I don’t know if they do or not, but it’s a comic strip. Give some leeway.