Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 03, 2018

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  about 6 years ago

    The nurse keeps telling us that Mom can’t have salt now, because she’s recovering from a heart attack. Mom says: “Forget it, I’m not going to stop enjoying the odd potato chip if I feel like it.”

    She’s 101.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Life is invariably fatal. It’s a death sentence.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    All of those are essential for the human body to function, especially caffeine.

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    Troglodyte  about 6 years ago

    I agree about the sugar, and don’t worry about the rest.

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    Iron Pounder  about 6 years ago

    Stress, AKA worry, will kill you faster than anything else.

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    Marvin Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Your copious supply of 5L box wine solves the worrying part, Aunty.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Well, I’m glad we got all that cleared up.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I am sure glad that we now have legal, recreational cannabis. And that we can grow it for personal use. But sad that we can’t grow any for our kids away at college.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Totally true.

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    Perkycat  about 6 years ago

    And don’t breathe the air.

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    bakana  about 6 years ago

    They keep discovering that all those things are actually Good for you in some way.

    That just may be why your Body keeps insisting that they are Delicious.

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    jmworacle  about 6 years ago

    Touche’

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    amethyst52 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Eat healthy, exercise, live right and die anyway.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

    Caffeine and cocaine lose their potency over time and you must take in more till it doesn’t work anymore and you take in to avoid the with drawl.

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