Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 03, 2018

The nurse keeps telling us that Mom can’t have salt now, because she’s recovering from a heart attack. Mom says: “Forget it, I’m not going to stop enjoying the odd potato chip if I feel like it.”

She’s 101.

Life is invariably fatal. It’s a death sentence.

All of those are essential for the human body to function, especially caffeine.

I agree about the sugar, and don’t worry about the rest.

Stress, AKA worry, will kill you faster than anything else.

Your copious supply of 5L box wine solves the worrying part, Aunty.

Well, I’m glad we got all that cleared up.

I am sure glad that we now have legal, recreational cannabis. And that we can grow it for personal use. But sad that we can’t grow any for our kids away at college.

Totally true.

And don’t breathe the air.

They keep discovering that all those things are actually Good for you in some way.

That just may be why your Body keeps insisting that they are Delicious.

Touche’

Eat healthy, exercise, live right and die anyway.

Caffeine and cocaine lose their potency over time and you must take in more till it doesn’t work anymore and you take in to avoid the with drawl.