Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 28, 2019

They picked the lock to my sanity, I was helpless against that.

What’s happened to Aunty that she is making sense these days?

…or show them how to push the buttons!

Actually, I know a few people who are quite efficient at hijacking.

Never give someone else the power to decide how you should feel. Choose the emotion you want and go with it.

If you are not master of yourself, someone or something else will be.

In your case, Aunty, it is a very short walk.

I believe you mean it’s a short putt.

Or just around the corner.

Oh, don’t worry, Aunty, we’ll come visit you in Crazy Town… ☺

Aw crud, I’ve been hot-wired.

It’s not a drive its a putt.

Shoot, it seems they have the keys, the owner’s manual, the garage door opener…

It’s such a short trip, I think I’ll Walk.

It’s a lovely day, after all.

Its not “crazy” anyway, it is to distraction and sometimes anger.