Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 30, 2020

Was this before Viagra?

So while everyone recalls the good ol’ days, Walt wistfully remembers the “hard” times? :D

If it comes to that.

There was one night I was so tired, I told my wife, “It’s not an erection; it’s rigor mortis.”

Yes, give me Viagra: that will go quite well having a wife that despises the very breaths I take.

Who did he have in mind when he decided he wants those pills?

Those little pills don’t cure frozen fish.

And yet, Aunty, each morning, you …

All I can say is I’m so grateful I read this before my coffee was ready – otherwise there would be coffee everywhere! I’m still laughing!!

I got something better, Walt… A blindfold! ☺

Maybe Aunty can practice see of her Voodoo and raise the dead.

Comments that include the words “can only heal the sick not raise the dead” are the reason the dead is dead.

Problem may be AA is a two-bagger

A paper bag might help.

The old ‘urge to merge’.

The problem isn’t with the Urge.

If it were, they wouldn’t bother asking for the Pills.