I hate to say this, but I am going to bail out of this listing because it more and more comes off as an alcoholic making excuses and pretending to be funny— having watched too many people destroy their family and spiral into the darkness at the bottom of a bottle I might be too sensitive, but the “IF” instead of “I” evoked too many memories of what happened far, far too many times.
She didn’t even Mention those 12 bottles of Vodka & Gin in the Freezer.
Once it gets Really cold, you can drop in a small chip of Ice and all the Water in the booze will crystallize into one large chunk of Ice that can be carefully lifted out leaving you with almost pure Alcohol.
Prior to the invention of refrigeration, people used to do this in parts of Europe to make “Winter Wine” that had a real Kick to it. Leave the wine outside overnight, then strain out the liquid the next morning.
The frozen part of the wine was allowed to melt and given to the children to drink or used in Cooking.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Cheers! {hic}
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
We’re cool with that, Aunty, as long as we’re not partying with you!
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Judging from the grammatical error (if), I would say she’s already gone through a box.
Gent almost 4 years ago
You need to stop wining and start celebrating, Aunty.
Emjeff almost 4 years ago
Spelling counts
Marvin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Aunty, you’re so sloshed your words don’t make any sense. “If often?”
outgolfing almost 4 years ago
Often with a “t,” winter with a “t,” February with an “ru.”
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Remember when you spoke English, Aunty? We don’t think so.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Happy New Year to you all! :-D
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
No “if” about it, Aunty… ☺
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Viva le difference.
colcam almost 4 years ago
I hate to say this, but I am going to bail out of this listing because it more and more comes off as an alcoholic making excuses and pretending to be funny— having watched too many people destroy their family and spiral into the darkness at the bottom of a bottle I might be too sensitive, but the “IF” instead of “I” evoked too many memories of what happened far, far too many times.
ArthurDClogg almost 4 years ago
It’s not often a typo gets all the way to publication in a cartoon.
bakana almost 4 years ago
She didn’t even Mention those 12 bottles of Vodka & Gin in the Freezer.
Once it gets Really cold, you can drop in a small chip of Ice and all the Water in the booze will crystallize into one large chunk of Ice that can be carefully lifted out leaving you with almost pure Alcohol.
Prior to the invention of refrigeration, people used to do this in parts of Europe to make “Winter Wine” that had a real Kick to it. Leave the wine outside overnight, then strain out the liquid the next morning.
The frozen part of the wine was allowed to melt and given to the children to drink or used in Cooking.
Wanye almost 4 years ago
The T in often is difficult to ignore but I grew up pronouncing it offen!
Cathleen Anderson almost 4 years ago
some do…something like the British mispronouncing aluminum, aluminium.