Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 14, 2021

We never let it get that far: “Move it! ONE-TWO!”

Even (count) Dracula would cower in fear!

Three boxes of wine?

Say what you mean and mean what you say – once.

So Aunty is a mom? Yikes!!!

Actually, isn’t that the unvarnished Aunty that Walt sees every night?

My mom never counted, she just looked. That was enough.

Does it take that long?

And, if you can’t remember the names of all your siblings (and pets), make your mom really, really mad…

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Why does she count to three? I hate when parents threaten their kids. Tell what to do and if they don’t punish or correct them swiftly. If you are counting to three, you already lost.

That’s also what happens when her 5L box runs dry.

Y’know what REALLY works? Count backwards. Counting “3-2-1” is so much more close-ended nobody EVER gets there!

I don’t even count anymore. I just give them the look.

Wait. She’s supposed to Count to Three?

One did it for Mom.

Bill Bixby must have gotten his Hulk way with that momster.