Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 21, 2021

Good character trumps looks every time.

I have it all in my hubby. He’s been looking after me closely today. I’ve been puking all day and running a fever.

And green pants!

You’re not exactly supermodel material yourself, Aunty.

fortunately my wife decided she could settle for handsome, strong, and dumb (two outta three ain’t bad)…

Too often, TDH is only that. . .tdh. ..

George Castanza?

I fell for the man (literally: tripped over a hanging strap on first intros) that thought I was everything he wanted. I still do (trip and fall over him), he still thinks I am everything : ) All good. I wish everybody at least half of what we have and hope for it to last twice as long : )

Those two seem to be a good match!

And, of course, the other kind would run away whenever Aunty got close… ☺

And you wouldn’t have any women trying to steel your man!

Sometimes you have to make concessions, like Walt did.

Newlyweds eventually find out the meaning of ‘true love’ when there is green snot and vomit involved.

They are still together and smiling, how bad can it be. A good man is hard to find and occasionally a hard men is good to find.

For the last several years, I’ve been looking for a Smart, Lovable, Beautiful Woman who likes fat old men.