Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 21, 2022

that been wish for many, many years. Oh and neither F1 helps as well

It did in a Zelazny series.

All depends on where you want to go. And how you want to get there..

For me, it’s the delete key. Would come in handy for certain politicians.

The Esc and Ctrl.

I wonder where Aunty would escape to. As for me, I’ve often fantasized about living in a large tree house, equipped with modern conveniences and provided with daily food delivery.

If only politicians had a mute button.

It works when we want to escape from you.

Don’t we all, Auntie, don’t we all

Calgon, take me away!

It is almost as useful as the ANY Key.

You expect too much from your technology, Aunty.