Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 22, 2024

Whatever! Just cover up with something!

If I’m indecisive, hubby gets to pick for me. He has very similar taste.

It looks like you have 2 identical dresses and a 3rd one is peeking out, and 3 identical shirts. No wonder you don’t have so many choices!

Accessorize with jewelry. With the right bling, no one will notice what else you’re wearing.

Think of all the clothes I bought believing I’d get back to that size…

Why don’t you wear wolf?

Is that a Z-bra you’re wearing?

30 years Aunty? Come on Gal. Remember Woodstock day?

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My wife and I have too many clothes. Every spare closet is full of them and my wife has bags of them under every bed.

Now that I am retired. I wear my dress shirts about 1/7 of the time I used to. I have about 3 suits too many. Goodwill, here I come.

On the other hand, I am finally getting to wear all those T-shirts from my former employers that I have.

You always had a mood for clothes you don’t have…

Here is a radical idea Aunty. Try wearing an outfit MORE THAN ONCE!

I have clothes to wear, it’s just too hot to wear them.

I have been shopping for over 70 years and still have some shorts and a tee shirt to wear!

If your a nudist you don’t need to worry about what to wear

Jeans & t-shirt, sweats for winter. It’s so nice when you retire.

I see your dilemma, there’s no way you can fit into any of them clothes. Perhaps if you weren’t so delusional when shopped for clothes, you’d have some that fit.

It looks like her closet puked.