Scammers Bring Out The Inner Psychopath In All Of Us
(I’ve been getting a lot of scam calls recently and I’m sick of them. The next time one calls I decide to have a little fun with them.)
Scammer: “Good morning, [My Name]. I’m calling from [UK ISP that scammers always claim to be calling from]. We have detected errors on your broadband line…”
Me: “Well, okay, but who did you say you were looking for?”
Scammer: “I’m looking for [My Name]. I’m calling from [UK ISP].”
Me: “Ah, sorry, mate. [My Name] doesn’t actually live here anymore!”
Scammer: “I see. Do you have a number for him?”
Me: “Well, it’s going to be tough to contact him; he’s in prison.”
Scammer: “I don’t understand…”
Me: “Yeah, he’s in prison. Last time someone called him pretending to work for [UK ISP], he hunted them down and stabbed them to death!”
Scammers Bring Out The Inner Psychopath In All Of Us
(I’ve been getting a lot of scam calls recently and I’m sick of them. The next time one calls I decide to have a little fun with them.)
Scammer: “Good morning, [My Name]. I’m calling from [UK ISP that scammers always claim to be calling from]. We have detected errors on your broadband line…”
Me: “Well, okay, but who did you say you were looking for?”
Scammer: “I’m looking for [My Name]. I’m calling from [UK ISP].”
Me: “Ah, sorry, mate. [My Name] doesn’t actually live here anymore!”
Scammer: “I see. Do you have a number for him?”
Me: “Well, it’s going to be tough to contact him; he’s in prison.”
Scammer: “I don’t understand…”
Me: “Yeah, he’s in prison. Last time someone called him pretending to work for [UK ISP], he hunted them down and stabbed them to death!”
Scammer: “F*** you!” click
(I haven’t had any more calls for a while now!)