Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 08, 2025

Morning has broken…somebody fix it

Morning people are respected – night people are feared.

Mornings should be taken out and shot at dawn.

Thanks.

I do, i swear I do, and without a reminder even. But people DON’T!

Good Morning" … That’s enough said.

Now … let’s just keep it that way and say no more.

Mind your own freakin’ business. At least until I’ve my fourth, or maybe sixth cup of coffee.

And have a big steaming cup of shut the h3ll up!

That’s what I intend to do, Aunty. I shall hibernate in peace and quiet with my cats, except for my daily call to my mother-in-law.