Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 08, 2025

Morning has broken…somebody fix it

Morning people are respected – night people are feared.

Mornings should be taken out and shot at dawn.

Thanks.

I do, i swear I do, and without a reminder even. But people DON’T!

Good Morning" … That’s enough said.

Now … let’s just keep it that way and say no more.

Mind your own freakin’ business. At least until I’ve my fourth, or maybe sixth cup of coffee.

And have a big steaming cup of shut the h3ll up!

That’s what I intend to do, Aunty. I shall hibernate in peace and quiet with my cats, except for my daily call to my mother-in-law.

I guess that is a “good morning”!!!!……I guess!!!

And yet you are drinking your coffee but not minding YOUR FREAKING BUSINESS. Oh the irony of it all.

I beginning to think you don’t want us here.

When I get a call before 8 am. Them: Good Morning! Me: Shaddup what do you want?

It was a good morning until the alarm clock went off

Yeah… there’s sumthin’ about a cup of coffee. Had some herbal tea first, which was very good, but now it’s on to a good ol’ cuppa joe!