Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 14, 1990
Transcript:
I don't understand your aversion to owning a station wagon, Darryl. Unh! It's simple. A station wagon is a statement. A station wagon says you're settled... It says you're boring... It says you've given up! It says you got tired of hauling 300 ft.³ of baby junk strapped to the roof of your car. I know! How about a Miata with a trailer hitch?
Eventually, they’ll learn they don’t have to haul 300 cubic feet of baby junk with them every time they go anywhere.
Eventually.