Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 28, 1999
Transcript:
It's Conan's fifth birthday party today. Draw five candles on Conan's cake. Who's Conan? The kid in the word problem. I don't know any Conan. There isn't really a Conan... It's just a made up kid's name for this exercise. Well, if it isn't Conan's cake, then whose is it? I'm not drawing candles on a cake till I know who it belongs to! I think that's enough homework for one night. I never knew math was such a sneaky subject.
Then don’t answer the question. Heck, don’t answer any of them. I’m sure your teacher will be glad to give you an F.