Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 20, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas

    I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.

    Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”

    Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”

    Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”

    Me: “That’s… I…”

    Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off

    NOT my story!

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    danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hammie went a little too right field.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    I’d rather play sitting under a tree in the shade.

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    BenGMan  8 months ago

    You’ve just wasted the batters time.

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    ScottJB  8 months ago

    Hmmm… Does he need glasses?

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    Almost a Charlie Brown moment!

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    And wrong game!

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    The kids from “Cleats” on the pitch?

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    Slowly, he turned...  8 months ago

    Hey, this happens on today’s mega fields. Besides, it doesn’t matter what the ball is. The kids will only stare at it anyway.

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    ctolson  8 months ago

    With some the the new Mega Sports Field Complexes being built, I can totally see – understand this happening. Baseball – softball coming out on to the soccer field even.

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    paulprobujr  8 months ago

    I hear Nate’s Jellyfish team could use some help.

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    KageKat  8 months ago

    “Good leg though!”

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    The Quiet One  8 months ago

    Oh well, can’t be right all the time.

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    kab2rb  8 months ago

    Hammie you cannot see wrong location.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  8 months ago

    ….And he still couldn’t catch it.

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    Sue Ellen  8 months ago

    ♬…just watching the dandelions grow.♬

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