Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 03, 2025

you’ll prolly be in witness protection

I get other’s mail quite often, maybe Hammie could do better!

Will they still have civil servants by then, or First Class mail?

Oh, that’s so adorable – they think that by the time Hammie’s grown up there will still be physical mail to be delivered.

I guess it’s letter carrier now. “Mailman” is (cue trumpets.. drum roll) SEXIST. Because there are women who carry and deliver the stuff along with the men. So there, chauvinist pigs. Wait a minute, “carrier” implies they have the physical ability to do that.. some don’t.. that word is (cue louder trumpets.. timpany booms) ABLEIST. So it has to be.. person with stuff for you. .. hang on… running that through the “ist” filter … we’ll get back to you on that.

As long as he doesn’t use a T-shirt launcher.

Tell him to try for postal clerk, not postal carrier. In the course of my career there, management eliminated everything that required you to use your brain.

Today is National Carrot Cake day.,Tell the kids it’s not as healthy as it sounds

Or did he hear about the fringe benefits from lonely old women? Cookies, brownies, ertc.

USPS has plummeted to an all time low delivering mail. Maybe Hammie needs to rethink his future.☹️