Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for July 27, 2021

Our smooth moves. Also, scars are sexy.

Real men don’t have to explain. Women wouldn’t understand it anyway, no matter how much we dumbed it down or how long we tried to explain it.

No matter how still a FACEPLANT !!!!!

No explanation needed.

They don’t learn from example and they just don’t know any better.

We have to be sure of ourselves – because we can never be sure of what our wives are thinking about!

Of course many women BELIEVE that they ‘understand men’.IN THEIR TERMS they do. Quite often THEIR ‘understanding’ doesNOT compute nor describe the experience I see, hear, feel, sense…..

And Of course, I (aka ‘I’) understand WOMEN totally….etc.(let the GAMES begin!!)

Ooooopf! What was the question again?

Hard to say… Especially with a mangled mouth…

I think men are more concerned about appearing indecisive than women are.

I’m glad my wife saw past that part of me.

We kept falling out of the trees so we thought we’d try the ground…

She is an extreme distraction, for him.

Inspector Clousseau’s ancestor…

Wrong man to ask.