Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 19, 2019

That poor lad is no match for those lassies. But none of us ever are.

You just got #Trashtagged

Lottie can handle him. He has no idea what he’s letting himself in for.

He’s drinking “Ener… Bea…” Energy Beans?

That’s for being a litterbug. Next time use the bin, you bloody infant.

Jordan’s actually starting to creep me out a bit…starting to get a little stalker-ish…hopefully I’m just reading too much into it. I mean, it’s already been demonstrated that he’s not a terribly smart lad, at least not in the affairs of socializing.

Why is he even interested in Lottie, anyway? She was the one who threw his precious selfie stick into the sea.

Hmm … We’re in a parallel universe here; things are slightly different. For instance, The Who are The Whom here, and the album “Who’s Next” is “Taking A Leak.”

So, what are The Moody Blues called here? Could that song we know as “Your Wildest Dreams” be a little different here?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmmPFrkuPq0

Shauna has a deep reservoir of sarcasm and a good arm.

Great fastball! I’d love to see her slider

Jordan is really disgusting. But he looks smart. He will be complicated to defeat.

Not in your wettest dreams??

HA!