Yes, everything he’d ever want to say to her is in there, but so is everything he would not want to say. I’m not sure I’d leave it up to her to decide which is which. When he says the stuff he wants to there is no room for error.
A bag of Scrabble letters lets you tune your message in finer detail as long as you don’t need more than one J, K, Q, X, or Z. Letter counts are different if you have the Spanish set.
As Hawkeye once observed on M*A*S*H, when asked about his taste in books, “The dictionary. I figure it’s got all the other books in it. I like to read the dictionary.”
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
and a thesaurus is a diary
meg_grif over 4 years ago
Yes, it’s all in there… some assembly required.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Some assembly required. Batteries and internet not included.
derdave969 over 4 years ago
Yes, everything he’d ever want to say to her is in there, but so is everything he would not want to say. I’m not sure I’d leave it up to her to decide which is which. When he says the stuff he wants to there is no room for error.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 4 years ago
Interesting read, lots of information, no plot. And at the end Zyzzyva just bugged me.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
A bag of Scrabble letters lets you tune your message in finer detail as long as you don’t need more than one J, K, Q, X, or Z. Letter counts are different if you have the Spanish set.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Oh Baldo, you charmer, you are.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
You do know that there are some really bad words in there, too; don’t you?
Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ditto…Rude ones too.
kaycstamper over 4 years ago
Haha, sounds like my son. He used to read the dictionary when he was a kid.
Snolep over 4 years ago
“So take the sweetest phrases the world has ever known, and make believe I sent them all to you,”
Thorby over 4 years ago
Estella is beautiful..
bakana over 4 years ago
Well, there is room to make short notes in the margins …
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
As Hawkeye once observed on M*A*S*H, when asked about his taste in books, “The dictionary. I figure it’s got all the other books in it. I like to read the dictionary.”
jimboylan about 4 years ago
Samuel Langhorne Mark Twain Clemons had an edition of that book with every work of a preacher’s long winded sermon in it.
Naldrin 8 months ago
I think if he had used “diary” instead of “journal” it would have been funnier, because “dictionary” has all the letters of “diary”