Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for April 05, 2022

oh, you’re a big help, Cruz

Sounds like Seinfeld on cleavage: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it, it’s too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.”

The first thing people want to know when this sort of thing happens is “Why didn’t somebody tell me?”

I gotta agree with Cruz

Friends tell friends, “Zip it.”

Hoping Baldo was not going commando

More like a “can’t admit you looked” zone.

Close the horse barn!

Had a prof in college who got half way through his physics lecture before someone managed to get his attention.

“No look zone”?

Why? Afraid you’ll see some fancy pattern rather than plain white? (Is that where the expression “fancy pants” comes from?)

Sounds like a “fear thing” of way too many men!

A real friend would have zipped it up for him.

It doesn’t take much to see an open fly. He should call it the no-fly zone.