Count your fingers now and after you get done. Call if there is a deficit.
never had I excuse to not wanting to mow my parents’ lawn
Okay this week could be an all time classic.
When I was a teacher, I had a student who had his right foot cut off by his parents’ lawnmower.
That’s exactly why you should take it as a compliment that he thinks you’re mature enough to handle it safely.
Best excuse from my son was that the mower’s gas tank was empty. A 5 gallon can of fuel was next to the mower. He’s still a pain just below his belt.
If he has to ask if he mowed it then either he did mow or it didn’t need mowing
Your Impala can kill you, Baldo. IF you ever get it running. Otherwise, it can fall off the cinder blocks on you.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Count your fingers now and after you get done. Call if there is a deficit.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
never had I excuse to not wanting to mow my parents’ lawn
Jacob Mattingly over 2 years ago
Okay this week could be an all time classic.
distortion over 2 years ago
When I was a teacher, I had a student who had his right foot cut off by his parents’ lawnmower.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s exactly why you should take it as a compliment that he thinks you’re mature enough to handle it safely.
purepaul Premium Member over 2 years ago
Best excuse from my son was that the mower’s gas tank was empty. A 5 gallon can of fuel was next to the mower. He’s still a pain just below his belt.
Gen.Flashman over 2 years ago
If he has to ask if he mowed it then either he did mow or it didn’t need mowing
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
Your Impala can kill you, Baldo. IF you ever get it running. Otherwise, it can fall off the cinder blocks on you.