Went to my Dr. today. I have a new Dr. She walked into the room and I thought, “She’s 15”What happened to the kindly old white haired ones?Oh that’s right, I’m the kindly old white haired (mostly) one now.
I agree with Liverlips…I think What’s-his-name will be sure to chime in…And Martin will disavow his remarks…and try to convince Sarah that he doesn’t share those opinions whatsoever.
And Sarah will sigh….and wonder, once again, why she didn’t marry that nice Fred Koenigshoffer, back in 1972.
Meanwhile…. @Rose, police “men” are all teenagers now too!At least they look that way.
Especially the highway patrol…are they really out of high school?
Farside99 about 8 years ago
You can take the blame for this answer, not Charlie over there.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
And the question is: “Martin, we’ve been seeing each other for some time now. Do you have all your marbles?”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
Went to my Dr. today. I have a new Dr. She walked into the room and I thought, “She’s 15”What happened to the kindly old white haired ones?Oh that’s right, I’m the kindly old white haired (mostly) one now.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
I don’t think what’s-his-name will be able to help himself.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Beb…. grosh… (crunch crunch)…. you dibben hab to abologishe (munch) for amyfing…. (swallow)
Or bage all (crunch) dese snigger(crunch)doogles….Bud …. mmmm…. id wab berry nize (crunch crunch) ob you…..nom nom nom…..
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
There is a fine example of a yurt on offer in Over the Hedge today.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
I agree with Liverlips…I think What’s-his-name will be sure to chime in…And Martin will disavow his remarks…and try to convince Sarah that he doesn’t share those opinions whatsoever.
And Sarah will sigh….and wonder, once again, why she didn’t marry that nice Fred Koenigshoffer, back in 1972.
Meanwhile…. @Rose, police “men” are all teenagers now too!At least they look that way.
Especially the highway patrol…are they really out of high school?
pcolli about 8 years ago
Most ventriloquists are weird….. apart from Nina Conti.
David Rickard Premium Member about 8 years ago
It could be worse… he could have an accordion.
Linguist about 8 years ago
oakie817 about 8 years ago
I had 22 punchlines for this….but everybody beat me