Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 15, 2016

You can take the blame for this answer, not Charlie over there.

And the question is: “Martin, we’ve been seeing each other for some time now. Do you have all your marbles?”

Went to my Dr. today. I have a new Dr. She walked into the room and I thought, “She’s 15”What happened to the kindly old white haired ones?Oh that’s right, I’m the kindly old white haired (mostly) one now.

I don’t think what’s-his-name will be able to help himself.

Beb…. grosh… (crunch crunch)…. you dibben hab to abologishe (munch) for amyfing…. (swallow)

Or bage all (crunch) dese snigger(crunch)doogles….Bud …. mmmm…. id wab berry nize (crunch crunch) ob you…..nom nom nom…..

There is a fine example of a yurt on offer in Over the Hedge today.

I agree with Liverlips…I think What’s-his-name will be sure to chime in…And Martin will disavow his remarks…and try to convince Sarah that he doesn’t share those opinions whatsoever.

And Sarah will sigh….and wonder, once again, why she didn’t marry that nice Fred Koenigshoffer, back in 1972.

Meanwhile…. @Rose, police “men” are all teenagers now too!At least they look that way.

Especially the highway patrol…are they really out of high school?

Most ventriloquists are weird….. apart from Nina Conti.

It could be worse… he could have an accordion.

I had 22 punchlines for this….but everybody beat me