Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 03, 2017

Who wouldn’t be?

That’ll keep visitors away.

Sorry to tell you Gary, but disco is dead.

Gary’s pivotal decision ten years ago didn’t quite turn the right corner.

Gary looks like he’s had a few too many naner daks, but I doubt he’d be allowed into the Tiki bar looking like that in the first place. Y’all can correct me if I’m mistaken.

Good God, man! Is that Gary? And why is that man wearing his wife’s blouse?

Natalie is even more startled when she figures out that it isn’t a new painting. It is a new frame around a new hole in the wall, at which a new Gary is standing. He is still smiling ’cause he has yet to use the DIY kit that he bought online to complete the job.

Startled? an understatement!!! are we still commenting on Cleo on this sight ten years ago? I was there, alone!!! not quite sure what to do!!!

Drag night at the Tiki?

Nope.

Interesting Mohawk there Gary. Cools that brain while you hop from one pick up line to the next.I think I saw his eyes move…….that may have startled NatalieXD

My mistake. I thought the surprising thing about that picture in Gary’s house it that it’s NOT Gary.

Startled is putting it mildly. Anybody got a blanket to cover that thing up?

Gary’s putting his chromosomes on display…

Im taking the van into the mechanics today to have him check my battery.

It is draining far too easily and i suspect that it is only taking a surface charge.

Im also going to the shelter to drop off a donation of dog food and dog toys that a client gave to me.

It will be the first time that i have been to the shelter since Richard died.

I don’t like repeating myself so please read my comment to MR_SHERMAN GC INSIDER

That is NOT a picture of Gary !

Well, at least she wasn’t startled by a nude painting.

You ask what a picture of Lloyd Lutefisker is doing in Gary’s foyer? He is Gary’s uncle!He (alas) recently moved into a secured facility for an extended stay, and not wanting to leave the portrait in his room at Hrabla Higgenpooder’s Happy Home Rentals, he persuaded Gary to give it the place of honor in the aforementioned foyer.

Note: Hrabla is Hilda’s fourth cousin happily removed.

The penchant for tripping lightly on ones feet runs deep in that family. Gary’s other uncle

Lambert was an ice skater and can now be seen at various sports venues on tv.

It must be a self-portrait. I don’t know how anyone else could endure painting that.