Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 13, 2017

Howard wonders how is it that she sees me when I’m hiding.

She could tie a piece of string to his toe and then call a toe-truck.

I think I’ve been there and done that … :-)

I…I’m not sure… The last thing I remember was buying a round of drinks for the house at the Tiki.

He may have been trying to fix the sink, but the sink is in the kitchen.

Mme Deuxcoleour on two walls, and the mysterious three dots on a pink vase.

It was his grandparents’ sideboard,

which he vividly remembers hiding in, when he was four…

and talking to the giant cat.

When did the whole world get so small?

X … she’s a Mom.

She’s not his Mom…. she’s his kids’ Mom….

But all Mom’s have Mompowers.

He was drawn in there.

“Hmmm.” , Thinks Forsythia, “The perfect place to park the bycycle.”

A very valid question, given his proclivities.

Very carefully

“Oh, the possibilities…” thinks Forsythia.

There are some questions that are best left unasked.

“I was looking for a notepad when I saw a jigsaw puzzle we haven’t done for a long time on the other side. I thought I could reach over and get it instead of opening the other side. Will you open the other dorr for me, please? The air in here is getting a little stale.”

Agility training for seniors.

He’s probably looking for my kitten..

He was watching a show by a hypnotist who told the subject he was a cat.

He was conducting an examination of the Wainscotting… Wainscotting… Wainscotting…

If we conclude that his upper half as being somewhat equal in height as his lower half vis a vis the width of the cabinet, then we must consider he has gone through the cabinet and is now either in the space between the walls or has broken through to the room next door. If the former, may I politely ask that he look for the earring I dropped down the upstairs floor vent during a rather wild party in 1976?

For years, Forsythia threatened Howard with those pictures….

With great difficulty!

There was a clown in there, and he had a red balloon…

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