Where’s the 12 ounce curling weights?
Well, to begin with, Ted’s not too good a shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BF95hdIuOg
Ted just might need glasses. Or move his chair a couple feet closer. Or, what the heck, just throw the ball at the target.
So far, he has sweated out three calories and has gently annoyed his metabolism!
That’s what you get for peeking.
The wrist is essential for fitness.
Where is Gertrude, who retrieves the darts for Ted?
He gets winded, darting about like that.
I’ll have you know those are lead darts that weigh over 2 lb. each. The only problem is that Ted is developing a gigantic right forearm; kind of like what happened to Rod Laver (although he was left handed) and Martina Navratilova.
What amazes me, is that Ted hasn’t figured out how to attach strings to his darts, so he won’t have to get out of his chair to retrieve them.
Where’s the Mini-Bar?
Very impressive, however, the real exercising occurs because the bathroom is three rooms away…
BTW, I just noticed that all of the 2019 comics have the “9” penned in… ☺
Does Ted have a personal trainer to retrieve the darts?
Looks a lot like Ted’s man cave, but without the big screen.
Passive aggressive training.
Wait a minute – that’s MY exercise room!!!
Ted obviously does low impact aerobics.
There should never be a comfy chair in an exercise room.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago
Where’s the 12 ounce curling weights?
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Well, to begin with, Ted’s not too good a shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BF95hdIuOg
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ted just might need glasses. Or move his chair a couple feet closer. Or, what the heck, just throw the ball at the target.
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
So far, he has sweated out three calories and has gently annoyed his metabolism!
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s what you get for peeking.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago
The wrist is essential for fitness.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Where is Gertrude, who retrieves the darts for Ted?
whiteheron over 5 years ago
He gets winded, darting about like that.
J Short over 5 years ago
I’ll have you know those are lead darts that weigh over 2 lb. each. The only problem is that Ted is developing a gigantic right forearm; kind of like what happened to Rod Laver (although he was left handed) and Martina Navratilova.
Linguist over 5 years ago
What amazes me, is that Ted hasn’t figured out how to attach strings to his darts, so he won’t have to get out of his chair to retrieve them.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Where’s the Mini-Bar?
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
Very impressive, however, the real exercising occurs because the bathroom is three rooms away…
BTW, I just noticed that all of the 2019 comics have the “9” penned in… ☺
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago
Does Ted have a personal trainer to retrieve the darts?
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Looks a lot like Ted’s man cave, but without the big screen.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Passive aggressive training.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wait a minute – that’s MY exercise room!!!
Chris Sherlock over 5 years ago
Ted obviously does low impact aerobics.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
There should never be a comfy chair in an exercise room.