Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 26, 2022

trying a new Gillette, I presume?

If he were really adventurous, he’d use a straight razor.

Spence has two left hands.

Were it not for the wounds to his nose and forehead, I would say he is simply unsteady with his razor. But maybe he is trying to shave without a mirror?

Spencer appreciates a close shave.

Spencer admired Les Nessman a lot.

Spencer has to quit picking fights with Elizabeth. She goes by the saying, “You should never go to bed mad,” so she settles it up with him before going to bed.

Everyone needs a hobby.

Spencer is a phony. He just likes bandages.

On the plus side, he’s a fount of knowledge often consulted by friends and neighbors: what brand stays on best, which resists water the best, and which brands take the least amount of hair & skin when removed?

The first rule of fight club…..

He read on the internet that you can shave your moles right off with a razor. More fake news!!

Does he have ‘Self Cutting Disorder’. Going by the cut on his chest. Unless he is trying to shave his chest hairs.

Well, there IS that black eye….

And he’s got a real fight on his, um… face…

“New blades are for wimps.” :)

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan..

Spencer rediscovers an ancient truth: “If you lie down with porcupines…”

Spencer has that “But you should see the other guy” look on his face.

Yep, Spencer is really a cut above!!!