Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 13, 2023

Poser

As well they should be. Nice form, Darren.

Wow. I could not do anything near that.

Darrin’s flights of fantasy are becoming more frequent

His Funky Chicken is epic!

His poses are especially well received down at the Ballard Street Origami Studio and Chiropractic Clinic.

Darren was inspired watching The Karate Kid on TV last night.

is that neo-yoga?

Not bad, but can you hold that pose for a full minute?

Just don’t ask him to do his pink flamingo pose.

Static displays are always appreciated, especially by those who’ve experienced Mildred’s “performance art”.

Pick-a-Little, Talk-a-Little

Tomorrow’s attraction: Flamenco.

The best reviews seem to occur when Darren is wearing pants…

Darren must be in good shape. I couldn’t hold that pose for any length of time.

But only on Ballard street!

Sweep the knee…

Waltz Wiggle?

Fox Trot Flop?

Twist Twerk?

Darren needs a sign warning folk not to try this at home. Mrs Wigglebottom is bound to try this, and as president of Pulleys and Lawyers for You®..could sue for damages.

Does he have a tip jar?

No tip jar? The artiste should be suitably recompensed!

She doesn’t consider it an imposition to see him in position.

I love that he has his thermos with him. I suppose so he can pose all day long?