Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 02, 2024

Scooter wouldn’t do that if Gilbert would wipe the gravy off of his face after eating.

You realize, Gary, that you can show affection in ways other than licking the face of your beloved?

Old pine and liver lips must have written their posts at the exact same moment. They surely k own that the first post names the names. ANYWAY That is Little Miss Milly High Maintenance. And her owner is Horace. Grumble grumble do I have to do everything?

He doesn’t want his wife to jump up on his lap and lick his face?

Who’s a good dog? Take it from anywhere.

Yep

That Eau de Pork Chop is more powerful than he thought.

This is why we don’t have two dogs.

That’s one happy dog!

Getting confrontational doesn’t work either…

Horace: “I can lick you!”

…And we all know what happens next…

Umm, that not affection Gary. It’s the lotion you use on your face that Scooter is after. Affection is when he is trying to hump your leg, and you let him.

Yeah…I hate that when I’m walking down the street, and I happen to smile at a lady walking by, and that happens…yuk!

Of course, he’s saying that tongue-in-cheek.

Never could hold his licker.

Good afternoon Balladeers!

hot dog!

Millicent is very happy that Horace doesn’t show affection, especially after Little Miss Milly High Maintenance has slobbered all over him.