Old pine and liver lips must have written their posts at the exact same moment. They surely k own that the first post names the names. ANYWAY That is Little Miss Milly High Maintenance. And her owner is Horace. Grumble grumble do I have to do everything?
Umm, that not affection Gary. It’s the lotion you use on your face that Scooter is after. Affection is when he is trying to hump your leg, and you let him.
oldpine52 9 months ago
Scooter wouldn’t do that if Gilbert would wipe the gravy off of his face after eating.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago
You realize, Gary, that you can show affection in ways other than licking the face of your beloved?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
Old pine and liver lips must have written their posts at the exact same moment. They surely k own that the first post names the names. ANYWAY That is Little Miss Milly High Maintenance. And her owner is Horace. Grumble grumble do I have to do everything?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 9 months ago
He doesn’t want his wife to jump up on his lap and lick his face?
purepaul Premium Member 9 months ago
Who’s a good dog? Take it from anywhere.
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago
Yep
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 9 months ago
That Eau de Pork Chop is more powerful than he thought.
rhpii 9 months ago
This is why we don’t have two dogs.
ladykat 9 months ago
That’s one happy dog!
ChessPirate 9 months ago
Getting confrontational doesn’t work either…
Horace: “I can lick you!”
…And we all know what happens next…
Alberta Oil Premium Member 9 months ago
Umm, that not affection Gary. It’s the lotion you use on your face that Scooter is after. Affection is when he is trying to hump your leg, and you let him.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Yeah…I hate that when I’m walking down the street, and I happen to smile at a lady walking by, and that happens…yuk!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Of course, he’s saying that tongue-in-cheek.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Never could hold his licker.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 9 months ago
Good afternoon Balladeers!
gopher gofer 9 months ago
hot dog!
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago