Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 19, 2024

old spice ain’t doing it anymore?

The Creamsicle will take you right back to your Good Humor man childhood, Teri

Clyde is willing to try anything to alter the mood brought on by Teri’s limburger cheese soup.

Then there was that one time Teri accidentally placed bear spray in the foyer.

The label has a handy tip: Best deployed in target rooms at waist level.

Cannabis comes in a can? Can I get it on Amazon?

Teri is due for an early mood altering demise if he inhales aerosol fumes like that.

By the looks of that suit Teri must be going for the humorous mood enhancement.

Marge likes to sneak in an air horn now and then to keep him on his toes.

Yeah, those products sure alter my mood. Why do people want the d#mn things anyway?

That one was an air horn

Don’t spray it right in your face like that, silly!

Hey, Teri! You know a boy named Sue? ☺

Otherwise known as huffing…

The jokes on him, that’s the pepper spray!

Safer than all those scented candles.

Good morning Balladeers!

A little aerosol he needs.

Mission accomplished! Clyde’s mood has definitely been altered.

Care for a blast?

That suit will certainly change the mood of everybody else.

when he’s feeling out of sorts teri goes off in a huff…

Never point an aerosol can at your face while using.

“Air fresheners”, like spray perfumes, are not intended to be sprayed directly on the skin.

After being “gassed” by overstrong cologne, I asked a workmate to please use less. He said, “I only use one spray.” Of course, he was spraying it directly on his skin.

Women are taught to spray the air and walk through the mist. Men don’t seem to get that tip.

people often tell teri, say it, don’t spray it…